Grocery Shopping with Wilson

Submitted by maifeld on Wed, 08/28/2019 - 21:10

When we go to our local grocery store together, Wilson always insists on getting a half-sized cart for himself in addition to my regular-sized one.  We can't put any family items in his cart - only the mac & cheese, Chef Boyardee and goldfish, etc that he chooses for himself.

Tonight a woman stopped me and said he was so adorable.  He had just skipped by her with his cart while singing and looking for cat litter.

I got a chuckle and a nod from an older guy buying flour as Wilson told me right in front of him, "Dad, when I press my left nipple like hurts."  So many questions, beginning with: only your left nipple?